Where oh where!

Where oh where did our contractor go? Oh, where oh where could he be? He tore down our deck...and took the check.......oh where oh where could he be????????????? We had a contractor come out several weeks ago to look at our deck (which was rotting and in dangerous condition). The owner of our house hired him right away to build a new deck because she was afraid someone would get hurt. Well, he showed up one day and tore down the old one. (about 2-3 wks ago) and never came back. So it's much safer having the 2 story drop then the wobbly deck. Makes the fall a lot quicker and there's no falling debris on top of you! So when you look out our sliding glass doors out of the kitchen there is about a 20 ft or so drop........ We are really not even upset (helps that its's not our money) it's just kind of funny. Everytime I walk by the doors I just sing to myself..... Where oh where? (see above) I actually crack myself up coming up with different rhymes..... like Where oh where..he tore down the deck and if you open the door you could fall and break your neck..oh where oh where.. I know what you are thinking. 1. She's losing it. 2. She needs to get a job outside the home. 3. Is there a mental health facility nearby? (Actually that's what I was thinking) haha.. ps. we do have the door braced so no one can fall out.